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Strangers on a Train

This past Tuesday a guy sat down next to me on the train.  Mid-sixties, gray hair, blue eyes, GREAT accent.  Kind of like dis guy. We started talking. He told me that he was from Breezy Point, New York.  We … Continue reading

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Cutting Corners

…So Dear Readers, I don’t know if you remember that I walk a lot. I mean a lot. Like everywhere.  I regularly walk to the Ogilvie Transportation Center- and that’s a good five miles from my house. Anything less than … Continue reading

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September 20, 1975

Dearly Beloved Readers, the bride in this photograph is my sister-in-law Mary Lu Roffe, née Rubnitz. The groom is my brother Kenneth Simon Roffe. And today is their forty-third wedding anniversary. Just in case you don’t recognize the rest of … Continue reading

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Wrestlemania

Does the name “Gorgeous George” mean anything to you?  Or how about “Sailor Art Thomas,” “Sweet Daddy Siki,” or “Bruno Sammartino?” Can you recite “The Crusher Golden Rule?” (Answer: Do Unto Others- Before They Can Do It To You.) If … Continue reading

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Ripley

… So four years ago, I was a member of a class action suit.  Publishers Hachette, HarperCollins, Simon & Schuster, Macmillan and Penguin had settled several antitrust lawsuits about ebook prices that had been deemed too high.  Because I had bought … Continue reading

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Gosh Darn It!

This post is dedicated to the memory of Anthony Bourdain.  A fellow writer and one cool cat.  He always knew how- and when- to swear.  RIP, man.  We will miss your honesty. When I was a kid, I never swore.  … Continue reading

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Shaggy Dog Story

…So a couple of months ago, I was standing on Walton Street in Chicago’s Gold Coast.  I was waiting for a Via. Transportation Sidebar: Do you know what “Via” is?   It’s a pretty neat- and reasonable- ride-sharing service that drops … Continue reading

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P.O.’ed

A Cautionary- and True- Holiday Play Dramatis Personae Ellen, the perky heroine Edna, the seventy-five year old lifelong postal employee Cliff, the Post Master All the action takes place at Window Number One in a post office in a small … Continue reading

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Linked In

…So a couple of weeks ago I was at Leslie Hindman working a fine jewelry preview.  (A preview runs for five days ahead of the auction so that clients can check out the dazzling goodies in person.) This was a … Continue reading

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911

Dear Readers, In case you can’t recognize me, that’s yours truly lying in a hospital bed. (Hospital to be named later.  After I’ve recovered.) I went to the emergency room and five days later, they released me. Long medical horror … Continue reading

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